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Deadly Martini · Sep 16, 2006, 05:08 PM // 17:08

Beowulf1982 · Sep 16, 2006, 11:48 PM // 23:48

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm

check this short flash movie is funny.
specially for guilwars monks

Charqus · Sep 17, 2006, 08:14 AM // 08:14

This is originaly a powerpoint presentation so you'll have to go with out afew pics
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A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says:

"I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:

“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:

“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.“

He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."

To this the little boy says:

“Don‘t fret old man…..

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....."

I got a couple of pics that are at the end of the show too...

Opeth11 · Sep 17, 2006, 08:34 AM // 08:34

I found that parachute joke amusing. Not really funny, but amusing.

Set · Sep 17, 2006, 01:01 PM // 13:01

This one had me laughing so hard, I had to cry:

WOW vs. GW
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...66589660060924

Since you are making the transition, you may find it funny too...

Charqus · Sep 17, 2006, 01:09 PM // 13:09

I dont think vids are alowed?

Jebus · Sep 17, 2006, 01:14 PM // 13:14

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/...manifesto.html

Oh and this quote :

"If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents."

Set · Sep 17, 2006, 01:17 PM // 13:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charqus

I dont think vids are alowed?

It's pictures.... moving pictures... lol

Oh well, guess it's up to him. However, it's still funny....

nomercy · Sep 17, 2006, 01:23 PM // 13:23

Hmm.. something funny... well this made me laugh, not sure what it would do to you

Apparently, they found WATER on MARS

nomercy · Sep 17, 2006, 02:44 PM // 14:44

Ultimate_Gaara · Sep 17, 2006, 02:52 PM // 14:52

I don't really care too much for the money, I just really love this picture.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 17, 2006, 03:04 PM // 15:04

Am I the only one who thinks that guy isn't coming back?

Poison Ivy · Sep 17, 2006, 03:24 PM // 15:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Set

This one had me laughing so hard, I had to cry:

WOW vs. GW
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...66589660060924

Since you are making the transition, you may find it funny too...

I can't breathe!

Charqus · Sep 17, 2006, 03:31 PM // 15:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Set

This one had me laughing so hard, I had to cry:

WOW vs. GW
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...66589660060924

Since you are making the transition, you may find it funny too...

I didnt find it very funny...
I smiled at it though

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 17, 2006, 03:44 PM // 15:44

142 6.958
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

Poison Ivy · Sep 17, 2006, 03:52 PM // 15:52

Unfortunately, some nations still lack safe ways to search for mines.

"Shit, I dropped the flag."

Hope you enjoyed it ^^

Malice Black · Sep 18, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29

Wow vs GW was genius

Opeth11 · Sep 18, 2006, 02:39 AM // 02:39

Have I won yet?

nevyn the wanderer · Sep 18, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51

An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says . . .

And, lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods, when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And Dot said, "There will be a lot of banging in the land."

And Abraham replied, "It is my most fervent wish that this be so." And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had, at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.

But his success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading.

And the young did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.

And, lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would only work if you bought Brother William's drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."

And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known, "eBay, " he said, "We need a name of a service that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"Whoopee!" said Abraham.

"No, YAHOO!" said Dot Com.

Ima Hob0 · Sep 18, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherng Butter

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

*hides*

GOD I love that joke! When i first heard it, i was cracking up(mostly cause i laugh at dumb stuff and things), and no one else thinks its funny. Right on Napolean, right on.